Meditations on pornography

27/12/08 10.50pm First wank of the day.

Load: Average, fairly high
Length: 12 minutes
Lube: none
Porn:tnaflix

porn is odd, watching porn when one is not aroused is fairly ridiculous, infact there is very little that is very sexy about porn. there is absolutely no likelihood of it actually leading to sex for you soit lacks the suggestive element there is never any kind of build up, just ‘hey, wanna get naked and sit on stuff’ which is maybe how life should work but still.

in todays extract of pornography a young lady was playing with herself with a vibrator, she then proceeded to emulate felatio with the vibrator in question and i was left wondering if it had been on, would it of chipped her teeth, also why would you suck an inanimateobject? and futhermore do you really want teeth marks in your plastic phalli?
If you pointed a camera at me i’d be a little more likely to be self concious and if i felt self concious the less likely i’d be to slobber on a plastic willy,
also why is porn so often labeled things like ‘dirty slut plays with herself’? how does masturbation indicate promiscuity? perhaps the sucking of the sex toy was due to a low budget and no corresponding male actor to complete an oral sex scene, or to express her proficiency at oral sex?
it was an odd practice, mind you whatever turns people on i guess and everyone loves masturbation aids and nubile young ladies.
an then i smeared my man goo from my nipples andgot on with life.

yai yai, yaiyaiaiaiaiayayai yaiaiaiaaai

Well today was an amusing day, i didn’t achieve much beyond actually waking up early AND going to dinner, which is a little victory i guess and those are what make life worth living apparently, although i think what makes life worth living is subjective for example fat people may beleive cake is what makes life worth living while i would be of the opinion it was ninja lego.
Different strokes and all that!

17/11/08 6.309m First wank of the day.

Load: Average, just really average
Length: 21 minutes
Lube: none
Porn:story of o

So while getting down to a little light reading, which disappointingly was not key concepts in politics by andrew heywood, cos then i’d find my course a lot more arousing! Once again i got to thinking about the sex industry, which i suppose is suited as i was masturbating at the time, and how a recession affects the sex industry.
There are two major arguements of conflicting opinion as to whether the sex industry would feel this impact from a global slump, firstly porn and hookers are somewhat of a luxury good, a nonessential thrill for the reduction of sperm counts. alternatively everyone has a sex drive regardless of economic circumstances.
Perhaps the sale of porn is decreasing as people are reusing older porn or working out discount bulk shags with hookers (say 10 shags for the price of 9, the saving of course meaning you lose hooker variation but when times are hard!).
I suppose the sale of porn may be decreasing to websites that stream porn to users free of charge, as people lower their expendable wanking income.
Perhaps the growth of buisness concerns like home bargains and poundland could be emulated in a discount sex shop chain, Dan’s discount sleazeshack (copyright!) offering older porn titles at a greatly discounted rates, irregular blow up dolls, faulty dildos and the like!
Maybe thats a better idea than i think it is? or maybe its worse….. hmmm…
Wanking while eating chocolate biscuits can and will result in you spilling chocolate on your chest, looking like some kind of crophiliac. When such a thing happens, remove chocolate immediately! Being caught masturbating is bad enough, you don’t want that kind of reputation!
And nobody will REALLY beleive its chocolate, foretunately this has not happened to me, but i did drop a chocolate digestive on the floor and it got covered in carpet fibres, not tasty.

well my ukulele calls me, peace out bitches!

wake up, masturbate, brush teeth. a normal morning

Okay so i woke up and decided not to commit the heinous crime of wasting resources and as such put the quantity of morning wood i had to good use, these are after all times when natural resources are becoming more scarce. Be economical DON’T WASTE MORNING LUMBER!

16/11/08 10.30am First wank of the day.

Load: gooey, plentiful
Length: 9 minutes
Lube: none
Porn: nope

okay, so hips, right! according to shakira, hers are unable to mislead however wether this trait is exclusive to her or crosses accross all hips is uncertain, it requires more investigation at the very least!
But hips are an odd thing, it can make the difference between being slim and being skinny, hips bring shape to the lower torso and a more femine profile, being too skinny without hips can result in a bad case of 12 year old boy body, which not that many people find sexy except 12 year old girls and peado’s. Two groups that should not be mixed often.
people can be said to have ‘child bearing hips’ this to me as every young man is a scary precedent,
they do not put forth that the child would be coming from the womb as is the norm but makes it sound as though seperate hip wombs would be spawning tiny evil infants!
HIP CHILDREN FROM BEYOND THE STARS! you can run but you should probably avoid shagging for a few days!
what a movie that would be! i call copyright on that!
but this term does not relate to that apparently it means they are hips for blasting out sprogs in the usual fashion, which lead me to wonder are there other kinds of working hips?
Do you get tunneling hips, ‘oh, our jackies got some tunneling hips on her, i’d like to mine her for gold deposits!’ or Running hips (also known as kenyan hips, fuck me can kenya produce runners) or bitch-hips which would indicate that the person owning said jeans was a bitch, also bitchhips is fun to say.

a morning wank puts you in a good mood to face the morning, but it does remove the possibility of a lunch time wank, which is better? a wank in hand or a wank to look forward to?
i’ll leave that with you.

Lifes been getting in the way

okay, so i’ve not been keeping up to date with my wanking, which is quite frankly criminal! where do i get off with such a blatant disregard for my masturbationary records!? honestly, i despair of myself.
Mind you i have started at university with lectures to go to, beers to drink and essays to write, i’ve changed a lot since i went to uni. I wouldn’t say i’ve nessacarily matured, but i’ve got another piercing and now own my very own pink hair (well its magenta but still).
I thought i would try and revive the ol’ blog after recieving positive criticism from those round uni i had shown it as well as the comments of various kind strangers and with that i sat down today to crack out a meditation within masturbation.

15/11/08 5.30pm First wank of the day.

Load: heavy, Sticky
Length: 21 minutes
Lube: KY
Porn: just a little

Everyone is aware of various bizare sexual practices people enjoy, from bondage to fisting, but i was pondering (well i was wanking… so i suppose i was multitasking if we’re being pedantic) where are these skills learned?! is there a beginners guide to beastiality? can you get lessons in eroticelectrolysis?
surely these skills must be learned at some point and while basic sadism could be learned with a little trial and error and practice, what about beastiality, surely getting an animal to stand still long enough for you to fuck it takes some skill or at least experience! ever tried to get a cat to go in a cat box to go to the vet? now imagine trying to fuck a donkey, i’d imagine its a similar experience with a lot of hard knocks and hard other things.
Fisting for example is there a standardized system of build up to that, beginning with a little finger?
are there website devoted to slowly increasing you fistability? i wouldn’t be surprised, its a skill like any other.
If you tried to do these things without training you could get some nasty injuries there must be some kind of information out there for people to draw upon, or is it like training a samurai you can only become a samurai by being trained by samurai, except instead of being in fuedal japan fighting shogan warlords your putting a really big thing in your bottom.
I still retain the view that i am saving exploring my bottom for later life so when i hit my mid-life crisis i have something to do, LOTS OF BOTTOM FUCKING, or maybe just sticking things up my own i can’t see the future! gotta hold onto something to look forward too imo.
I best set about finding this information before i hit my mid-life crisis really.
At this point i got bored of a repetative action and decided it was best for me to cover my stomach and chest in something sticky and proceeded to do so.
hmmmm bottoms for beginners perhaps?

Long time no wanks?

okay so i went on holiday, i have a job now, i’m a barman in a chain bar its pretty cool and i like it.
i haven’t been writing much, but i’ve been doing more masturbating than usual.
is it the summer? is it like scotsman breeding season? i have no idea but the biological urge to fuck anyone i see is stronger than usual.
Hormones are amazing things, so many of your opinions are formed by glands in your scrotum its unreal.

22/06/08 9.30am First wank of the day.

Load: heavy, Sticky
Length: 16 minutes
Lube: KY
Porn:no

so this was me dealing with the lumber merchants in a trade of some morning wood for a chest doused in semen, I could do without the chest of semen but tbh anorgasmic masturbation seems like an excersize in futility.
so i sat here enjoying my wanking and considering my urgent requirement to cut my hair, its pretty shaggy its pretty long now, is this bad?
my hair no longer gels up nicely, i look like a public school boy, not a look i go for but i got to wondering, why should i cut my hair? i dont see it, it doesnt bother me, yet it would cost me the best part of a tenner to remove organic material from my scalp.
do i have a girl to impress? i wish
do i think it will improve my life? not really
Will it make me happy? almost certainly not
Why do i bother to gel it? to shave? i wash because i hate the smell of BO but i bet i could get used to it.
Meh, maybe i’m just bored but why do people do all this shit to improve their appearance, smearing your face with whale fat does not make you pretty, blue dust above your eyes doesnt distract from you being a tedious bore.
a fancy haircut will not stop you dying alone.
but it might get you laid.
sometimes its that simple, i come to the conclusion that at the end of the day we do almost everything because eventually some ripple of it will come round to someone gulping down our genetic material.
aren’t hormones wonderful.
22/06/08 4.00pm second wank of the day.

Load: light, thin
Length: 13 minutes
Lube: KY
Porn:why yes

BAN THIS SICK FILTH, so okay theres a bill thats passed through parliament which amongst other things bans violent pornography that shows ‘violence and damage to the mouth, vagina and anus’ the logic behind banning violent porn is to prevent people becoming desensitized to it and thinking its normal,
maybe some people do make the leap from rape theme porn to rape but i’m going to bet for the huge majority of people its a big leap between sado-masochist porn and wife beating.
there is no denying that with the growth of the internet there has been a rise in kinky porn and as such its being considered more normal, is the internet the root cause? or maybe its just making more people aware of the fact they are kinky and infact if they do it properly theres nothing wrong with that provided its safe sane and concensual.
Surely it must be reassuring for these people to know there are people out there who share their kink?
You can ban this sick filth, but at the end of the day you can ban anything you want, stopping it.
Well thats another issue, i personally think it would be a damn shame if people folded and started to accept government lead acceptable porn, masturbation is not subservient to the laws of the land and nor is sexuality.

22/05/08 11.30pm third wank of the day.

Load: heavy
Length: 30 minutes
Lube: KY
Porn:nope

Okay so i was enjoying a third daily distraction when i got to thinking, whats the difference between being sexually adventurous and genuinely kinky? between gentle nibbling and masochism?
Most fetishes are normalized and entered into popular culture in a cut down bleached out sanitized version, the best example i can think of would be bondage, who doesnt own a pair of fluffy hand cuffs? yet as soon as its shibari thats not sexy, it takes too much time, rope and training, its not about sex its about bondage.
There are douzens of examples of this, latex fetisihism cut down to little nurses uniforms in anne summers all kinds of shit but the true turning point is surely when it stops being sexual but continues to arouse.
Dominants are aroused by control, bondage fanatics by restriction, its not about the sex its about the control, the interchange and thats more exciting than the sex could be.
Taking control in bed and showering and shaving your submissive are two very different things, but of course we live in todays modern bigger harder better society and if you’re not having ‘cosmo-kinky’ sex you may as well be masturbating to an m&s catalogue while you plot your own suicide.
cosmo is always telling girls things they can do to spice up their sex lives, psuedo-fetishism for bored twenty somethings.
If the idea of taking the time to carefully bind your partner doesnt arouse you, you’re not into bondage but for fucks sake don’t tell cosmopolitian readers, this is the closest to adventurous they may well ever get.

Filling up the wanking back log

26/05/08 9.00pm First wank of the day.

Load: light, Sticky
Length: 11 minutes
Lube: KY
Porn: pictures

Todays wank was enjoyed while contemplating the wank itself, masturbation is a futile past-time, by the time you’ve achieved orgasm, what have you gained? a sticky chest and a reduction in your tissue back-log and sperm count.
Not that i much care about my sperm count at the moment, but still the entire act of masturbation is ultimately pointless surely? its supposedly got various health benefits, prevent prostate cancer and the like but this doesn’t explain why every man and most women (those who’ll admit to it at least) masturbates.
The whole thing has built into a billion dollar industry, porn is worth millions people will pay their hard earned cash to watch two people who are of average attractiveness do things to each other which if you were in a different mood you would find disgusting.
Then i considered one thing which i hadn’t thought of until this point, post-orgasmic clarity as i call it,
Up until the point of orgasm you may consider someone to be quite attractive or look over their obvious personality flaws because  you wish to poke the squishy thing in their trousers for a bit, Post orgasm ofcourse this biological own goal is revealed to you and if you still think its a good idea immediately following ejaculation its probably not a terrible idea… or maybe it is and your a bit thick.
Upon ejaculation i realized one very important thing, biology, we’re biologically compelled to reproduce the orgasm is part of this system so logically masturbation is just an extension of this, probably a pretty ill advised evolutionary habit but still.

27/05/08 10.07pm First wank of the day.

Load:Thin, splattery
Length: 17 minutes
Lube: no
Porn:no

Todays wank orientated around nipples, now i’m sure im not the only one who has noticed the vast variety of nipples available to the modern nipple fancier, There are literally thousands of combinations and as such almost every boob is different.
To those who say Tits are just Tits i say ‘Pah! you boob novice! i mock thee!’ or something to that effect with a possible biting of my thumb if i’m feeling flashy, the nipple is after all the decider of the breast, it is the point of focus, The central point, It is the altar in the chesty church and in my opinion the ultimate deciding factor between a good boob and a less than satisfactory boob.
There are afterall other factors, Size seems to be the one everyone focuses on this can be misleading as unless size is veiwed by an unsupported chest it can hide a large amount of sagging after all smaller boobs are more likely to be perky, there is then shape the oft neglected element of the boob a lemonesque shape is preferable in my eyes as it brings a nice shape, but the breast can be dome shaped or a plethora of other lovely alterntatives these two factors are very important but the decider is undoubtedly the nipple.
The nipple offers a whole group of sub-catagories to the offering of boob combo most notably and thus first is tone:
In white women this can range from skin tone (not awesome imo, but i wouldn’t complain) to pink and through to brown, With other ethnicities im sure there is also a variety in nipple tone but im lacking experience in said field, The colour will decide how dominant the nipple appears within the boob and as such a dark nipple can bring a nice emphasis to the boob.
diameter is another important factor, a hugely wide nipple is frankly a bit weird, too small and well its dissappointing ideal is anything between an inch and 3 inches.
Next is the shape of the pointy bit or Nip as i shall refer to it, this can be quite wide and pronounced or very flat, it can vary depending on arousal.
there is also the nipples with the weird lumpy bits around the nip, which is odd but not unpleasant either.
The nipple is to the boob as democracy is to ancient greece, an esential part of the legacy
28/05/08 9.00am First wank of the day.

Load: Thick, heavy
Length:  9 minutes
Lube: Ky
Porn:no

Todays wank  was enjoyed when pondering the habits of animal rights protestors, defending animals from evil humans, i feel it must be said if it wasn’t for people like these animals would probably be worse off as we’d all be using rabbits for footballs and testing our new power drills on the gerbil but there is a line i must draw.
Okay you don’t want to eat meat, and you’re going to boast about how smooth it makes your pooing, that i can deal with but you cannot deny the fact that the suffering and slaughter of animals is an essential part of the economy, meat is big money even bigger with the global population growing and the price of food growing,  but abatoirs create employment, meat packing creates employment butchers create employment and if you were to ban meat you would effectively bankrupt a very tasty part of society.
Whaling is often denoted as being cruel but whales suck ass, they’re confused by navigational sonar and eat krill, lets face it whales contribute nothing to society! as such i see no problem with some norwegiens having a giggle harpooning a few and using them for various fun purposes, Who cares about damaging ecosystems? a new top dog will emerge to replace the whales anyway.
Sod whales they dont do anything cool.

29/05/08 10.00pm First wank of the day.

Load: Thick, pale
Length: 12 minutes
Lube: no
Porn:Yes, thanks

Todays wank was enjoyed while considering Fetishes, They are after all an odd aspect of human sexuality To fixate on something almost trivial and regard it with utmost arousal is quite frankly mental, Yet if you spent long enough with someone with a fetish im fairly confident you could be made to understand quite quickly.
Foot fetish’s are a little weird but at the end of the day are they any odder than a boob fixation?
Isn’t sadism/masochism just extreme foreplay?
and ultimately most of them come down to some element of domination or submission.
Foot fetishism would be submission, sadism would be domination but they all relate and even in vanilla conventional sex theres these elements in who’s on top, who’s iniating it, all sex is pretty much either enforcing yourself of accepting the force of another.
With regards to this idea, maybe all sex is rape, but unlike rape its not always the man forcing himself upon the other, also theres conventionally an element of concent involved.
unless thats what your into.
at the end of the day Fetishes help pad out the sexual experience as diverse foreplay and without foreplay sex would just be a repetative thrusting into a squishy place.

Post exam wank update

Okay, so for those of you who are unaware of my educational status i have just finished my A-levels as such i have been neglecting my wanking blog, but i have not been neglecting my wanking, notes have been made and updates will be back dated and inserted with elaboration on specific themes which i feel stick out.

23/05/08 10.00pm First wank of the day.

Load: Thin, pale
Length: 10 minutes
Lube: no
Porn:no

This wank was enjoyed during a very dull half hour of waiting for movies to download, while reading i got to thinking about prostitution.
my experience of this field being limited to seeing exactly how hideous a whore can make herself look on mapperly top it was interesting topic but within this topic i found myself wondering what whores do in their free time, i go home play my uke and bust out a couple of knuckle children, but if i was a prostitute i’d probably be all fucked out!
Perhaps when prostitutes get home they read conservative literature and the bible for a risqué thrill.
this seems unlikely.
I found myself wondering about the relationship status of whores, it is commonly documented in BBC documentarys and that film with louis theroux that its a social faux pas to kiss ones hooker (i dunno if thats quite the accurate term but lets just say faux pas, if your using a hooker you’ve probably got a different perspective to those outside of the sex industry) i imagine this is part of an intimacy barrier they set up so they don’t get emotionally attached to the client, surely this would be it.
I got to thinking during this wank that actually i could do some pretty unpleasant women if i didn’t need to substantiate the intimacy, in fact i’d probably be quite good at being a whore.
Maybe next time i sobre up with a girl im not into i should just stop kissing her and get balls deep…
or maybe not, Following a disappointing orgasm i proceeded to watch tv.
24/05/08 12.30am First wank of the day.

Load: thick, light
Length: 21 minutes
Lube: Ky
Porn: literotica

Okay so todays wank was enjoyed in the early morning and as such should probably be classed as the first wank of tommorrow but back dating wanks as i am i think i’ll stick it here as it adheres to the stream of conciousness i began on this day.
During this wank, i got thinking about Eyes, now its not an uncommon piece of flattery to look into your lovers eyes in a deep an passionate way and tell they they have beautiful eyes.
in my opinion this is a shit compliment and the cop out of an unimaginative lover, All eyes are the same, They are white and jiggly, they have big black bits in and a coloured bit with some lines in, All eyes are very similar in respect equal parts beautiful light receptors and gross squishy face holes.
The beauty would surely revolve around the shape of the eye created by the eye lids, brow, cheek bones and eye lashes, so surely a more apt compliment would be ‘the fabulous symetry of your brow and cheek combines with your beautiful eyelashes to create a fantastic frame for your eyes’ this is at the very least accurate, OR JUST MAYBE tell her what you’re thinking, i dont think ‘YOU HAVE AWESOME BOOBIES *muhmhjhm’ is a bad compliment if its what your thinking, surely thats nothing but accurate.
i completed my business and fired off my genetic material to realize perhaps i was mistaking honesty for romance, romance after all has nothing to do with honesty.

*muhmhjhm is the sound of rubbing a face into boobies

25/05/08 11.56pm First wank of the day.

Load: light, thick
Length: 17 minutes
Lube: Ky
Porn:photo sets

Okay so it’s sunday, a day of rest for christians, This does not apply to me as i do not follow such a religion however i am forced to put up with sainsburys closing at 4pm and me having to go elsewhere to buy cookies and irn bru on a sunday so often rest is forced upon me, not that i really mind.
Sundays fucking suck anyway, all the promise of saturday with all the malice of monday.
So i found myself while vigorously masturdating to fixate more and more away from the boobies of said erotic model (**cough** porn star**cough**) and towards her stomach, it wasnt like she had washboard abs, it wasn’t the conventional perfume ad bullshit stomach, it had curves, this was the stomach of a real woman and its subtle curvation, its cheeky tummy buttom were all playing in a most fascinating way.
Yet most girls find themselves hating their stomach for such properties, This is in my opinion bullshit after all what guy really thinks ‘nice girl, good personality, wants my cock, but shes got a squishy tummy, guess its another solid month of lonely masturbation for me’, surely women should be encouraged to have squishy tummys, after all you gotta work with what you’ve got, if there are boobies directly above your tummy i bet your bf isn’t going to invest too much time trying to avoid yelling insults at your belly.
The Female stomach is afterall the engine of life, the gateway through which we all entered this mortal coil and yet so many girls feel theirs is disgusting, LEARN TO LOVE YOUR LOVE HANDLES! cos if you can’t now, 40 years down the line you’re guaranteed to be looking worse than this so be happy with what you’ve got after all i bet you can still turn you man on.
I Cleared up my smear of man mess and attended to other pressing issues like learning to play counting crows songs on my ukulele

Day 4: evening wank

Today i attended college with my friends and did much juggling, i watched the full monty in history and was amused at how shit haircuts were in the ninties only to look around the room and notice haircuts are always shit it just takes hindsight to see that.

22/05/08 10.30pm First wank of the day.

Load: Heavy, thick
Length: 30 minutes
Lube: Ky
Porn:no

Todays wank was enjoyed while working on other topics, it was a  side project wank really and as such didn’t recieve the standard amount of attention usually given to masturbation.
I had decided to rearrange my hard drive so all my music was in a music folder and out of my downloads and all others were in corresponding folders however this proved to be tedious beyond reasonable means, so i found myself some alternative entertainment in masturbation.
It was oddly fitting a mindless repetative task and a chemically fuelled repetative task, both had goals one involved a hell of a lot less spraying DNA up my chest though.
i was considering the amount of time an effort people (myself included) put into finding sex, the amount of money poured into food and movies and all sorts of shit to impress a girl so you can ejaculate into one of her oraphaces and it struck me how incredibly pointless it seems because you’re going to wake up the next day horny. Mind you it gives you something to do, encourages you to do new things, meet new people, if artists and musicians are being honest part of the reason they started their craft was to impress the opposite sex even if since then they’ve realized it doesnt work and continued on for the love of the art.
mind you it fills up the time, and if i looked at life the same way, wheres the point? i’m only going to die!
my major argument to that is i should try and have fun before i die and i guess at best sex is fun and encourages you to do fun things, also its an excellent weapon for busty young ladies!
eventually i was releived and found myself thinking clearly, i wasn’t that desperate for sex, just bored and wanting for something to do which is pretty much the reason i play the ukulele.
much love niggas!

Day 3: mid day wank

well this wank update is post dated as i was busy at the end of this wank i decided to stretch my foreskin piercing and it went very nicely but my willy was decidedly achey which distracted me from masturbatory ramblings.

21/05/08 4pm First wank of the day.

Load: heavy, thin
Length: 20 minutes
Lube: Ky
Porn:yes

This wank was enjoyed thanks to the use of ‘erotic’ photography, i say this because it wasnt particularly pornographic, yes there were naked people but they were just sticking things in one another they were kissing, caressing and and removing clothing.
The differences are marginal yet mention erotica to a woman and they’re intrigued mention pornography and they’re disgusted, the two topics are damn well one and the same! if i’m busting one out to slightly more tasteful pornography it doesn’t make it any more or less disgusting than wanking over something credited with the name ‘Cum guzzler’ (i mean really! who is aroused by Cum guzzling?), its masturbation for fucks sake the topic is irrelivant, the goal is constant and once achieved the topic is either forgotten or hidden (God forbid people realize you practice a habit enjoyed by most every person on this planet!).
during this wank i got thinking about body hair, it’s weird, i see no evolutionary purpose for it but it is denigrated by western society as unsightly on women and muscly men.
Personally i really don’t care how hairy a young lady is, i mean REALLY is hairy legs what i’m going to concentrate on if she’s sitting on my face? almost certainly not and if i wanted hairless genitals i’d hang around play grounds, as i don’t i think i can do without girls imitating prepubesence.
Seriously shaving your face feels rough come tea time, i can’t imagine having your stubble bristling against your underwear is anywhere near pleasant!
Well the wank was concluded by this point and i went out to use more lube on my stretching spike to achieve a piercing of lego gauge, this was most pleasing but also ouchie
but i was a big boy, i made do!

Day 2:late night/early morning wank

Well i’ve considered it and i have descided that a day officially starts at twelve pm as my wanking blog goes and as such this is the first wank of today.

20/05/08 12pm First wank of the day.

Load: light/thick
Length: 12 minutes
Lube: Ky
Porn: no

Today’s early morning wank occured before bed, i often find this helps me sleep although being sticky before bed can be tiresome, the topic of said wank began with schoolgirls as a sexual stereotype in pornography.
What is supposedly arousing about school girls? well i came to the conclusion it would be the inexperienced/virginal association and presumed submission now this would be fine if most school girls weren’t mouthy sexually active retards (not an amazing combination and unforetunately a series of characteristics passed on to the next generation due to their teen pregnancies).
Upon further consideration i realized that most other sexual stereotypes work around a strict power concept, Dominatrixes clearly sexually dominant, as would be police women, school girls would be submissive as would the classic porno secretary (an underused stereotype imo). A problem occured when i got to nurses, who have an element of submission in that they clean out bed pans and distribute sponge baths however they also have authority over their patients so i left this undecided as a place for further debates.
perhaps nurses can be catagorised into submissive and dominating, if any nurses would like to submit to me/dominate me i guess i could put up with that.

i slept well after i cleaned up and decided that i should change my foreskin ring tommorrow ^^,