26/05/08 9.00pm First wank of the day.
Load: light, Sticky
Length: 11 minutes
Lube: KY
Porn: pictures
Todays wank was enjoyed while contemplating the wank itself, masturbation is a futile past-time, by the time you’ve achieved orgasm, what have you gained? a sticky chest and a reduction in your tissue back-log and sperm count.
Not that i much care about my sperm count at the moment, but still the entire act of masturbation is ultimately pointless surely? its supposedly got various health benefits, prevent prostate cancer and the like but this doesn’t explain why every man and most women (those who’ll admit to it at least) masturbates.
The whole thing has built into a billion dollar industry, porn is worth millions people will pay their hard earned cash to watch two people who are of average attractiveness do things to each other which if you were in a different mood you would find disgusting.
Then i considered one thing which i hadn’t thought of until this point, post-orgasmic clarity as i call it,
Up until the point of orgasm you may consider someone to be quite attractive or look over their obvious personality flaws because you wish to poke the squishy thing in their trousers for a bit, Post orgasm ofcourse this biological own goal is revealed to you and if you still think its a good idea immediately following ejaculation its probably not a terrible idea… or maybe it is and your a bit thick.
Upon ejaculation i realized one very important thing, biology, we’re biologically compelled to reproduce the orgasm is part of this system so logically masturbation is just an extension of this, probably a pretty ill advised evolutionary habit but still.
27/05/08 10.07pm First wank of the day.
Load:Thin, splattery
Length: 17 minutes
Lube: no
Porn:no
Todays wank orientated around nipples, now i’m sure im not the only one who has noticed the vast variety of nipples available to the modern nipple fancier, There are literally thousands of combinations and as such almost every boob is different.
To those who say Tits are just Tits i say ‘Pah! you boob novice! i mock thee!’ or something to that effect with a possible biting of my thumb if i’m feeling flashy, the nipple is after all the decider of the breast, it is the point of focus, The central point, It is the altar in the chesty church and in my opinion the ultimate deciding factor between a good boob and a less than satisfactory boob.
There are afterall other factors, Size seems to be the one everyone focuses on this can be misleading as unless size is veiwed by an unsupported chest it can hide a large amount of sagging after all smaller boobs are more likely to be perky, there is then shape the oft neglected element of the boob a lemonesque shape is preferable in my eyes as it brings a nice shape, but the breast can be dome shaped or a plethora of other lovely alterntatives these two factors are very important but the decider is undoubtedly the nipple.
The nipple offers a whole group of sub-catagories to the offering of boob combo most notably and thus first is tone:
In white women this can range from skin tone (not awesome imo, but i wouldn’t complain) to pink and through to brown, With other ethnicities im sure there is also a variety in nipple tone but im lacking experience in said field, The colour will decide how dominant the nipple appears within the boob and as such a dark nipple can bring a nice emphasis to the boob.
diameter is another important factor, a hugely wide nipple is frankly a bit weird, too small and well its dissappointing ideal is anything between an inch and 3 inches.
Next is the shape of the pointy bit or Nip as i shall refer to it, this can be quite wide and pronounced or very flat, it can vary depending on arousal.
there is also the nipples with the weird lumpy bits around the nip, which is odd but not unpleasant either.
The nipple is to the boob as democracy is to ancient greece, an esential part of the legacy
28/05/08 9.00am First wank of the day.
Load: Thick, heavy
Length: 9 minutes
Lube: Ky
Porn:no
Todays wank was enjoyed when pondering the habits of animal rights protestors, defending animals from evil humans, i feel it must be said if it wasn’t for people like these animals would probably be worse off as we’d all be using rabbits for footballs and testing our new power drills on the gerbil but there is a line i must draw.
Okay you don’t want to eat meat, and you’re going to boast about how smooth it makes your pooing, that i can deal with but you cannot deny the fact that the suffering and slaughter of animals is an essential part of the economy, meat is big money even bigger with the global population growing and the price of food growing, but abatoirs create employment, meat packing creates employment butchers create employment and if you were to ban meat you would effectively bankrupt a very tasty part of society.
Whaling is often denoted as being cruel but whales suck ass, they’re confused by navigational sonar and eat krill, lets face it whales contribute nothing to society! as such i see no problem with some norwegiens having a giggle harpooning a few and using them for various fun purposes, Who cares about damaging ecosystems? a new top dog will emerge to replace the whales anyway.
Sod whales they dont do anything cool.
29/05/08 10.00pm First wank of the day.
Load: Thick, pale
Length: 12 minutes
Lube: no
Porn:Yes, thanks
Todays wank was enjoyed while considering Fetishes, They are after all an odd aspect of human sexuality To fixate on something almost trivial and regard it with utmost arousal is quite frankly mental, Yet if you spent long enough with someone with a fetish im fairly confident you could be made to understand quite quickly.
Foot fetish’s are a little weird but at the end of the day are they any odder than a boob fixation?
Isn’t sadism/masochism just extreme foreplay?
and ultimately most of them come down to some element of domination or submission.
Foot fetishism would be submission, sadism would be domination but they all relate and even in vanilla conventional sex theres these elements in who’s on top, who’s iniating it, all sex is pretty much either enforcing yourself of accepting the force of another.
With regards to this idea, maybe all sex is rape, but unlike rape its not always the man forcing himself upon the other, also theres conventionally an element of concent involved.
unless thats what your into.
at the end of the day Fetishes help pad out the sexual experience as diverse foreplay and without foreplay sex would just be a repetative thrusting into a squishy place.