This blog seeks to achieve one thing, to achieve a deeper understanding of those strange creatures, lady likers, indeed they are an enigma man has faced for centuries enticing yet out of reach and it is this contradiction that has inspired me to help my fellow straight men to understand these majestic creatures.
Am i qualified to write a blog about lesbians? well just as any anthropologist must live with the culture he studies i live with a lesbian and have various lesbian friends this blog is a collection of my observations of them.
Observation one, the Spectrum of lady liking:
the spectrum of lady liking is the most important concept in understanding the basics of lesbian culture and interaction, Lesbians like all people are a varied and colourful lot but to simplify this i shall boil them down to but a few memorable groups.
First on the left of the spectrum is the ‘Femme’ also called the lipstick lesbian, these are as close as one could reasonably get to the lesbians in porn, they are easily spotted by their long hair, feminine dress and are quite indistinguishable from straight girls by looks alone until they start shagging girls. of all groups of lesbians femmes are the least likely to punch you although if you suggest they let you watch they may slap you, (it may still be worth asking, you never know you could get lucky).
the next group of lesbians is the dykey lesbian, the dykey lesbian is the most common and is easily spotted thanks to their short hair, tendency to wear mens jeans and enjoyment of drinking lager.
The dykey lesbian is the middle of the lady liker spectrum and can be enjoyed by all whom look to participate in lesbian orientated activities like book fairs and for the older lesbian antique shopping.
The most famous and misunderstood of the lesbian spectrum is the bull dyke, the bulldyke is notable for extremely short hair, a tendancy to wear boots and mens clothing and most notably The firey stare of a hunter.
Bulldykes are a misunderstood group by wider society to whom they are healthy and contributing members, bulldykes pose only a threat to uninterested femme girls after a few too many pints of bitter, the bulldyke enjoys the challenge of pursuing femme girls while femme girls enjoy getting the hell away from them and their very full on style.
The other notable groups just off the spectrum are the bi girl, the bicurious girl and the just plain drunk attention seeking girl.
please note this blog is for entertainment purposes only, please don’t send bulldykes to kill me…..please.
