wake up, masturbate, brush teeth. a normal morning
Okay so i woke up and decided not to commit the heinous crime of wasting resources and as such put the quantity of morning wood i had to good use, these are after all times when natural resources are becoming more scarce. Be economical DON’T WASTE MORNING LUMBER!
16/11/08 10.30am First wank of the day.
Load: gooey, plentiful
Length: 9 minutes
Lube: none
Porn: nope
okay, so hips, right! according to shakira, hers are unable to mislead however wether this trait is exclusive to her or crosses accross all hips is uncertain, it requires more investigation at the very least!
But hips are an odd thing, it can make the difference between being slim and being skinny, hips bring shape to the lower torso and a more femine profile, being too skinny without hips can result in a bad case of 12 year old boy body, which not that many people find sexy except 12 year old girls and peado’s. Two groups that should not be mixed often.
people can be said to have ‘child bearing hips’ this to me as every young man is a scary precedent,
they do not put forth that the child would be coming from the womb as is the norm but makes it sound as though seperate hip wombs would be spawning tiny evil infants!
HIP CHILDREN FROM BEYOND THE STARS! you can run but you should probably avoid shagging for a few days!
what a movie that would be! i call copyright on that!
but this term does not relate to that apparently it means they are hips for blasting out sprogs in the usual fashion, which lead me to wonder are there other kinds of working hips?
Do you get tunneling hips, ‘oh, our jackies got some tunneling hips on her, i’d like to mine her for gold deposits!’ or Running hips (also known as kenyan hips, fuck me can kenya produce runners) or bitch-hips which would indicate that the person owning said jeans was a bitch, also bitchhips is fun to say.
a morning wank puts you in a good mood to face the morning, but it does remove the possibility of a lunch time wank, which is better? a wank in hand or a wank to look forward to?
i’ll leave that with you.
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